08/19/2020

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Cooling down in Herne
Wool was grieving. His half-brother, how could this happen? When he caught Totty in the toilet with that essentially nonleathery smell, it was clear. No further proof was needed. Especially since there was a sign on Totty's leather jacket stating that he was wearing his half-brother's costume. The council was quickly convened. But it was adjourned because most of the rockers couldn't walk anymore. After all it was already 20 o'clock.
The Rocker Council pronounced its verdict and ruled out Totty. He took off his vest and had to throw it into the fire. Also the leather pants with the club emblem, the drunken dolphin in leather vest. "Now we're going to take off our club underwear!" roared the mob. Totty threw them into the fire, and the fire flared up again. Then he had to leave the gang, there was now only Wolles Ten.
Wolle took off for his speech: "Men...Udo...I understand. It is warm, we want a refreshing leather. Yeah, spray Febreze in the face, that didn't work. Feeling better, Georg? So, what to do?"
Hotte spoke up: " I read something, there's also Leder-Kölnisch water!"
"No, really?"
"Yeah, there's this thing about a French guy named Memo." "I'm suspicious, there's less beer. What else do we have?"
"Fahrenheit has a version that's refreshing Fahrenheit 32."
„32? Because of the alphabet?"
"...No, wool... the alphabet doesn't have 32 letters. 32 Fahrenheit. That means zero degrees. It's supposed to be so cold and refreshing."
Wool looked doubtful and Hotte practically gave up. "Let's just try this one, you must still have your Fahrenheit connections from back then, right?"
"Men, Udo, I'll get us something and in a week we'll test this one. Now I have to go to my uncle, the old butcher, and help a little in the allotment garden. He had sat down on the sandbox for the children there and the thing collapsed."
"We believe you at once, fits in the family."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"Wool, that T-shirt was supposed to go over your stomach, or has fashion sloshed over to you from teenage girls?"
Everything laughed, Wolle was so sour that he even forgot to empty his beer before he left.
A week later they tested. Immediately, the men were dropping like flies. "What is this?", "Did you go to the flower shop?", "I feel so flowery", "Hola, me llamo Tott...uh Pedro; cerveza?" were just some of the comments. In fact the men and Udo noticed that the orange blossom clearly emphasizes the flowery note of the violet and that this pushes back the leather or the imitation leather of the violet for the time being. It almost seemed as if an artificial impregnation note was enveloping everything.
"Calm down! Can't you see that the violet is coming now that the vegetables are gone? It smells like being buried under ice "Yes," Uwe agreed, "this doesn't get any better. It's not at all leathery, it's clearly flowery."
In fact, it was quickly noticed that the rose, with its sweetness, carries the fragrance in this direction. Unfortunately no one liked it "Wool, what is it? It only cools for a short time, then it becomes sweetly flowery fresh, that's not Fahrenheit! It's more for the girls. And Uwe if necessary."
"What can I say? I had told Christian yes at the time, he should have trusted my flanker ideas. I'm not saying beer or a farewell drink. But it's hard to be a visionary, which I am. Is there anything else happening at the 32?"
"A little more Fahrenheit, but... maybe we'll give the Frenchman a try? It doesn't get any better overall, the Fahrenheit is distorted."
"What can I say, but tell me, is that Totty with the sombrero and the half-off moustache?" "No, that's Pedro." "with the same motorcycle and the same build? "who somehow only knows how to order booze in Spanish? A little pale, too." "Yes, it's a coincidence. "Pale as 32 compared to the original, hehe
Fahrenheit 32 is an unfortunately trivial creation and stands for one of many flankers that it would not have needed. The vanilla sweetens the scent, which would not have been necessary with an actually refreshing scent. The rose and the top note deprive the violet of any intensity, so that it shows itself without any originality. Unfortunately I can't make out the vetiver in the base.
The Rocker Council pronounced its verdict and ruled out Totty. He took off his vest and had to throw it into the fire. Also the leather pants with the club emblem, the drunken dolphin in leather vest. "Now we're going to take off our club underwear!" roared the mob. Totty threw them into the fire, and the fire flared up again. Then he had to leave the gang, there was now only Wolles Ten.
Wolle took off for his speech: "Men...Udo...I understand. It is warm, we want a refreshing leather. Yeah, spray Febreze in the face, that didn't work. Feeling better, Georg? So, what to do?"
Hotte spoke up: " I read something, there's also Leder-Kölnisch water!"
"No, really?"
"Yeah, there's this thing about a French guy named Memo." "I'm suspicious, there's less beer. What else do we have?"
"Fahrenheit has a version that's refreshing Fahrenheit 32."
„32? Because of the alphabet?"
"...No, wool... the alphabet doesn't have 32 letters. 32 Fahrenheit. That means zero degrees. It's supposed to be so cold and refreshing."
Wool looked doubtful and Hotte practically gave up. "Let's just try this one, you must still have your Fahrenheit connections from back then, right?"
"Men, Udo, I'll get us something and in a week we'll test this one. Now I have to go to my uncle, the old butcher, and help a little in the allotment garden. He had sat down on the sandbox for the children there and the thing collapsed."
"We believe you at once, fits in the family."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"Wool, that T-shirt was supposed to go over your stomach, or has fashion sloshed over to you from teenage girls?"
Everything laughed, Wolle was so sour that he even forgot to empty his beer before he left.
A week later they tested. Immediately, the men were dropping like flies. "What is this?", "Did you go to the flower shop?", "I feel so flowery", "Hola, me llamo Tott...uh Pedro; cerveza?" were just some of the comments. In fact the men and Udo noticed that the orange blossom clearly emphasizes the flowery note of the violet and that this pushes back the leather or the imitation leather of the violet for the time being. It almost seemed as if an artificial impregnation note was enveloping everything.
"Calm down! Can't you see that the violet is coming now that the vegetables are gone? It smells like being buried under ice "Yes," Uwe agreed, "this doesn't get any better. It's not at all leathery, it's clearly flowery."
In fact, it was quickly noticed that the rose, with its sweetness, carries the fragrance in this direction. Unfortunately no one liked it "Wool, what is it? It only cools for a short time, then it becomes sweetly flowery fresh, that's not Fahrenheit! It's more for the girls. And Uwe if necessary."
"What can I say? I had told Christian yes at the time, he should have trusted my flanker ideas. I'm not saying beer or a farewell drink. But it's hard to be a visionary, which I am. Is there anything else happening at the 32?"
"A little more Fahrenheit, but... maybe we'll give the Frenchman a try? It doesn't get any better overall, the Fahrenheit is distorted."
"What can I say, but tell me, is that Totty with the sombrero and the half-off moustache?" "No, that's Pedro." "with the same motorcycle and the same build? "who somehow only knows how to order booze in Spanish? A little pale, too." "Yes, it's a coincidence. "Pale as 32 compared to the original, hehe
Fahrenheit 32 is an unfortunately trivial creation and stands for one of many flankers that it would not have needed. The vanilla sweetens the scent, which would not have been necessary with an actually refreshing scent. The rose and the top note deprive the violet of any intensity, so that it shows itself without any originality. Unfortunately I can't make out the vetiver in the base.
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