
LevantElixir
1 Review

LevantElixir
3
I'm feeling a little betrayed.
I felt a little betrayed by this one. Just smelling right through the atomizer, you REALLY get the coconut sweetness. Just in that way (I guess smelling the vapors just coming off the juice) I was reminded of course of Le Beau Le Parfum. A deep, creamy-sweet coconut. I was excited at that point, because Le Beau LP and Paradise Garden are two of my favorite fragrances, and coconut follows as a favorite note.
HOWEVER, on skin--that Coconut gives way in the opening immediately to the cardamom. I knew cardamom was in here, and I know on my skin and for my tastes, it can be polarizing. I didn't think it would be THIS prominent. It's really in your face, and since it's literally the only top note, I feel like nothing is balancing it out. So yeah..for me at least, the opening just isn't appealing. Too simple, and too heavily spicy.
Why a one-note top? I'd have LOVED to get that coconut again as an open (more of a coconut water) mixed with the spicy cardamom that's maybe slightly toned down. I think about my absolute favorite Valentino--Coral Fantasy. It also has some cardamom in the top, but the opening is SO gorgeous and appealing. Why? Well of course because the cardamom's spice is toned town and both engulfed and balanced out by the juicy apple. If they repeated this technique for Purple Mel. with a fresh coconut note, like a watery one on the top (as opposed to the creamy-fleshy coconut in the base) this opening, I imagine, would have been a 10 for me.
As I'm left yearning for that comfortingly sweet coconut, I wait for what feels like ages through the drydown, and it just never comes. Instead you have to battle through a wall of lavender, in this very basic, linear-feeling transition from spicy cardamom.
Literally imagine a DJ doing a set, who with very little creativity simply does a crossfade from one song to the next, very slowly. Now imagine the first song is just cardamom spice, and the second is clean lavender. It's like fading from a house song into a slow country jam. It makes no sense to me. The spicyness is just weirdly dirty and distracting, taking away from the potential elegant floral-cleanliness of the lavender. If only there was some kind of sweetness that bathed both of these notes that could act like a glue that lets them harmonize (I don't know, maybe coconut?)
While the DJ transitions between these two one-note, noncohesive songs, I'm still waiting for my favorite song: coconut. I've been waiting for ages. I feel like I payed for a ticket to a Tame Impala concert, but the surprise opening act is kid rock and he. won't. get. off. the fucking. stage.
FINALLY, after what I think is close to an hour since spray-on, I reached my hand up to my nose and smiled. It's insane how beautifully that sweet, almost milky base coconut just washes right over the cardamom and tones it down, letting the lavender play a little more with the sugary notes. THIS is what I expected. Why couldn't it be just this for the entire life of the fragrance? Yeah, you could say the whole fragrance is linear if all the notes stay the same from open to dry to base, but you can still have some variation without it being just so fucking WEIRD the way this one is.
Here's how I'll rate it. Pre-coconut hit, its a 4/10. I'm sorry.
After the coconut hits, it's maybe a 7. This is only because it's just not satisfying enough to make up for the strain of waiting for it for so long and experiencing such a distasteful (to me! all is subjective!) wall of spice and lavender.
Do better, Valentino. This feels lazy. A few minor tweaks could really make this formula/profile shine.
Obviously I'm going to do some more rigorous testing and wearing of this one, maybe it'll grow on me. Maybe living with it isn't as jarring of an experience as sort of analytically sniffing my wrist every few minutes to get a really deep feel for the notes. Maybe it was engineered better for that purpose.
Either way, thanks for reading.
HOWEVER, on skin--that Coconut gives way in the opening immediately to the cardamom. I knew cardamom was in here, and I know on my skin and for my tastes, it can be polarizing. I didn't think it would be THIS prominent. It's really in your face, and since it's literally the only top note, I feel like nothing is balancing it out. So yeah..for me at least, the opening just isn't appealing. Too simple, and too heavily spicy.
Why a one-note top? I'd have LOVED to get that coconut again as an open (more of a coconut water) mixed with the spicy cardamom that's maybe slightly toned down. I think about my absolute favorite Valentino--Coral Fantasy. It also has some cardamom in the top, but the opening is SO gorgeous and appealing. Why? Well of course because the cardamom's spice is toned town and both engulfed and balanced out by the juicy apple. If they repeated this technique for Purple Mel. with a fresh coconut note, like a watery one on the top (as opposed to the creamy-fleshy coconut in the base) this opening, I imagine, would have been a 10 for me.
As I'm left yearning for that comfortingly sweet coconut, I wait for what feels like ages through the drydown, and it just never comes. Instead you have to battle through a wall of lavender, in this very basic, linear-feeling transition from spicy cardamom.
Literally imagine a DJ doing a set, who with very little creativity simply does a crossfade from one song to the next, very slowly. Now imagine the first song is just cardamom spice, and the second is clean lavender. It's like fading from a house song into a slow country jam. It makes no sense to me. The spicyness is just weirdly dirty and distracting, taking away from the potential elegant floral-cleanliness of the lavender. If only there was some kind of sweetness that bathed both of these notes that could act like a glue that lets them harmonize (I don't know, maybe coconut?)
While the DJ transitions between these two one-note, noncohesive songs, I'm still waiting for my favorite song: coconut. I've been waiting for ages. I feel like I payed for a ticket to a Tame Impala concert, but the surprise opening act is kid rock and he. won't. get. off. the fucking. stage.
FINALLY, after what I think is close to an hour since spray-on, I reached my hand up to my nose and smiled. It's insane how beautifully that sweet, almost milky base coconut just washes right over the cardamom and tones it down, letting the lavender play a little more with the sugary notes. THIS is what I expected. Why couldn't it be just this for the entire life of the fragrance? Yeah, you could say the whole fragrance is linear if all the notes stay the same from open to dry to base, but you can still have some variation without it being just so fucking WEIRD the way this one is.
Here's how I'll rate it. Pre-coconut hit, its a 4/10. I'm sorry.
After the coconut hits, it's maybe a 7. This is only because it's just not satisfying enough to make up for the strain of waiting for it for so long and experiencing such a distasteful (to me! all is subjective!) wall of spice and lavender.
Do better, Valentino. This feels lazy. A few minor tweaks could really make this formula/profile shine.
Obviously I'm going to do some more rigorous testing and wearing of this one, maybe it'll grow on me. Maybe living with it isn't as jarring of an experience as sort of analytically sniffing my wrist every few minutes to get a really deep feel for the notes. Maybe it was engineered better for that purpose.
Either way, thanks for reading.



Cardamom
Provençal lavender
Coconut
Amberwood








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