A 10-year-old is listlessly sucking on Trolli Wurlis and drinking Capri Sun Cherry. Next door in the bathroom, Mom is generously spraying herself with Tihota.
After an Ambrox-deodorant overdose, it embraces you with resinous-leathery sandalwood as a reminiscence of its roots. Unfortunately, the Pattex base is unpleasantly generic.