09/15/2024

Byrehoe
195 Reviews

Byrehoe
10
clean girl
"Clean girl". Perfume reviewers always use that, don't they? As their defining compliment: "She's a clean girl". Clean girl is cool. Clean girl is game. Clean girl is clean. Clean girl never gets pissy with a skin scent. She only smiles in a crisply-veneered manner. And then presents her mouth for her next nude lip balm du jour. She likes what the trend cycle likes, so evidently she’s a costalgrandmother-cottagecore-angelbaby who loves blueberry-milkshake-ozonics. If the cycle likes alpine-tradwife-oldmoney, she's a lactonic-bubblebath-gourmand babe who talks white linen notes and layers with three other vanillas. When I met Blanche I knew I wanted to be "clean girl". And for this scent, I'll admit: I was willing to try. I applied no-makeup makeup. I drank artisanal spring water watching videos of skincare ASMR. I removed all colour from my house and bought a Restoration Hardware cloud couch. I went to reformer pilates, semi regularly. I slept on silk pillowcases. I was fucking game. I can't say I didn't enjoy some of it.
tl;dr: clean girl
tl;dr: clean girl
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