Ralphaville

L’Artisan has this white musk that just kills the scent experience for me. I love peas, irises, everything else in here. But the musk makes me ill.

A well-groomed widower would wear this on a date. The kids are worried about their inheritance but he’s lonely. The date is NOT at an absinthe bar.

Kendall orders a shaved fennel salad at a fancy restaurant in Succession. I imagine it smelled like this. Salad gourmand.

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Syrupy blackberry and a musk that pitches into mothball territory. Smells like the year it was created.

A lotta pith coming through with that grapefruit. Every time I try a perfume with tomato leaf I end up wishing it was Demeter’s instead.

This is what Lord Licorice in Candy Land smells like

It’s nice but I got a roll-on orange blossom perfume from a roadside fruit stand in Florida that did it better for $9.99

The minute where I could smell the jasmine tea was nice. But the sticky patchouli beat that down and I think my skin just turns ambergris up to 11.

Literally gagged when I put it on. I wanna try it again to figure out what I was responding to so severely in the scent but I’m afraid.

tbh my first impression was pure bubblegum. loved it. as it calmed down the bright green stems and the gardenia came out. loved it even more.