Simonexx

Reformulated to filth around when they released Absolu. Now it's much weaker and dirty/musty in a bad way, like damp mildewed towels.

All I'm smelling is very cold aldehydes. Offputting. Wish I could get what others are smelling. Usually incense is warmer.

Sparkling, happy, citrus, “chewy” vetiver. Summer backyard memories. Smells like the color chartreuse. Salty and addictive. Underrated.

Utterly addictive rose with a peppery kick. It's a shame the bros are rating it lower for being "feminine" as if that were a bad thing

I get pretty florals on first spray. Then soapy, soft, pillowy beautiful musk, like linens and memories of your childhood friend's home.

Starts off good and rosy. Then a horrible bitter metallic smell underneath. Pass!

Awful. Pungent. Has some "off" notes. Too cloyingly sweet for summer, but will try it again when the weather cools down.

Scrubber. Cough syrup. A chemical mess. Please don't wear this in public.

Much more spicy than the notes would have you think. I smell cinnamon. Got a sample but of course it's too masculine for even my taste.

Very loud and synthetic to me, in a bad way. I think I'm not into aldehydes.