04/04/2024

Wieschmu
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Wieschmu
5
The euphoria has blinded me
Like many other users, I am a big fan of the Jean & Len shower gels and soap and have always wished that I could also spray myself with the fragrance.
When I saw the fragrance in the drugstore, I took it to the checkout belt without hesitation or even thinking about it for a second and sprayed it on myself straight after my next shower.
The fragrance smells like the intrusive aftershave from the sexist boss, like the toilet cleaner you bought once because Frosch's wasn't on sale, like Grandpa's hair tonic, like the bright yellow scented candle from the bargain bin that's supposed to smell like Amalfi lemon.
I realize that the fragrance needs the creaminess of a soap or something similar so that it doesn't smell so artificial and aggressive.
When I saw the fragrance in the drugstore, I took it to the checkout belt without hesitation or even thinking about it for a second and sprayed it on myself straight after my next shower.
The fragrance smells like the intrusive aftershave from the sexist boss, like the toilet cleaner you bought once because Frosch's wasn't on sale, like Grandpa's hair tonic, like the bright yellow scented candle from the bargain bin that's supposed to smell like Amalfi lemon.
I realize that the fragrance needs the creaminess of a soap or something similar so that it doesn't smell so artificial and aggressive.