08/23/2024

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Essence of horror
Everyone please open the lid of the 25% vinegar essence from the kitchen, hold your nose directly to the opening and take a deep drag.
That's roughly how I felt after spraying on this monstrosity from Rituals.
It starts with a pungent alcohol scent that pinches your nose in a completely uncharming way. This is joined by a barely recognizable note of wood or flowers, I really can't tell, because everything here is so smothered by alcohol that it is both difficult to recognize and to bear.
After a short time, the scent changes, but it doesn't get any better: the alcoholic note is reduced, but an indefinable acrid component, similar to the vinegar essence mentioned above, comes to the fore, which gives me a headache and causes slight flight reflexes. Still, the idea of wood and/or flowers lingers in the background, but it's simply nothing more than that. It is pure terror.
What Rituals has created here is quite simply the most awful perfume I've ever smelled in my life (and I hope this negative record won't be beaten any time soon)! I also find it hard to imagine what occasion this abnormality could be suitable for. If I just think of the wood and the flowers, leisure time might come to mind. For women (it is a unisex fragrance after all), perhaps evening events and dates. But actually, I can only advise against tormenting your fellow human beings with it.
Unfortunately, the sillage is above average and hardly decreases until shortly before the end (which is almost 8 hours). So you get a lot of bad things for your money.
In typical Rituals fashion, the bottle is pretty to look at but rather cheaply made. The lid was so loose on me that it was very easy to twist (but at least it didn't fall off easily) and squeaked annoyingly.
This "essence" has, one might almost say: fortunately, already been discontinued. Somehow I don't wonder why.
That's roughly how I felt after spraying on this monstrosity from Rituals.
It starts with a pungent alcohol scent that pinches your nose in a completely uncharming way. This is joined by a barely recognizable note of wood or flowers, I really can't tell, because everything here is so smothered by alcohol that it is both difficult to recognize and to bear.
After a short time, the scent changes, but it doesn't get any better: the alcoholic note is reduced, but an indefinable acrid component, similar to the vinegar essence mentioned above, comes to the fore, which gives me a headache and causes slight flight reflexes. Still, the idea of wood and/or flowers lingers in the background, but it's simply nothing more than that. It is pure terror.
What Rituals has created here is quite simply the most awful perfume I've ever smelled in my life (and I hope this negative record won't be beaten any time soon)! I also find it hard to imagine what occasion this abnormality could be suitable for. If I just think of the wood and the flowers, leisure time might come to mind. For women (it is a unisex fragrance after all), perhaps evening events and dates. But actually, I can only advise against tormenting your fellow human beings with it.
Unfortunately, the sillage is above average and hardly decreases until shortly before the end (which is almost 8 hours). So you get a lot of bad things for your money.
In typical Rituals fashion, the bottle is pretty to look at but rather cheaply made. The lid was so loose on me that it was very easy to twist (but at least it didn't fall off easily) and squeaked annoyingly.
This "essence" has, one might almost say: fortunately, already been discontinued. Somehow I don't wonder why.
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