04/18/2021
SmellsFargo
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SmellsFargo
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Japanese Wagyu or Australian Wagyu?
The year is 2011; you just finished getting off at the local pharmacy and guess what baby: it's payday. you admire the fresh lineup as you head out of the barbershop, you got "niggas in Paris" and "Gucci Gucci" blaring from your iPod, freshly cut true religion jeans and a pair of Jordan 5s that you've been waiting 3 months for just the occasion to finally break these puppies out. for you see, tonight's your hot date with Kimberly; the chick that you have been trying to date for the last 3 years but to no avail. she used to claim that you were immature, that she was well beyond your years but she has seen how well you have taken care of yourself physically your hygiene, now you have a job and a bank account and she thinks to herself "okay he's an actual adult now let me give him a chance".
so you guys meet up and taking an off Broadway show, not really taking mental note of the chemistry between you two, just excited to be there. after the show (which as hard as you try you had no utter idea what the fuck was going on), you guys go out to get a bite to eat. Kimberly then proceeds to pull one of those moves where she has a clear idea what she wants to go and she's trying to nudge you in that direction without directly telling you "hey this is where I want to eat". so you guys pull up and looking at the rest of the people in the establishment, you aren't even sure if you meet the dress code but after talking a little bit to the maitre d, you guys are let in.
after she orders two lobster new burgs, three Manhattans, a martini, a shot of Louis XIV, you are filled with slight contempt as you are about to blow two weeks worth of paychecks on dinner, made worse by the fact that it looks like she's enjoying the food more than your company. she thanks you as you guys are leaving the establishment as she's 5 lb heavier and youre three hundred dollars lighter, looks up at you and says "hey I know of a great after party let's go". you get there and you're excited for what the night's going to bring, suddenly Kimberly gets hit with a "hey girl how have you been" and before you know it : boom she's disappeared into the crowd of hundreds of strangers none of which of you know.
as you sit there miserable, chin in palm, the realization hits you: I spent time eagle money she didn't enjoy herself and most importantly, I didn't either. "hi, my friend left me too. I'm Sasha" you look next to you and a woman decked out in a style that you usually do not like but for some reason she managed to pull off. you guys spend an hour at the after party just gabbing it up and it's like the whole world around you might as well not have existed cuz all you guys were focused on was each other in that moment in time.
as you're heading out of the party she make certain that you guys exchange contact information. over the next couple of months to a year, you guys link over playstation 5 matches, go to a few ball games, go out on random billiard dates, feeling stupid for spending so much time obsessing over Kimberly when it feels that Sasha was lying under your nose this whole time, yet you feel grateful necause Kim lead you to Sasha. you guys have fantastic chemistry, you guys enjoy each other's time, people enjoy seeing you two together: it feels like the stuff that keeps people together forever.
baccarat rouge 540 is Kimberly: dainty, sweet, very pretty, very well put together, everyones got eyes on her; very expensive. While Sasha is none other than spirito fiorentino; similar frame, a little more rugged (will probably box you and win), very much appreciated by those in the know; alao expensive but not anywhere near as much as kim.
finally I say all that to say this: both are tremendous fragrances you should just sample figure out which one suits you the best.
so you guys meet up and taking an off Broadway show, not really taking mental note of the chemistry between you two, just excited to be there. after the show (which as hard as you try you had no utter idea what the fuck was going on), you guys go out to get a bite to eat. Kimberly then proceeds to pull one of those moves where she has a clear idea what she wants to go and she's trying to nudge you in that direction without directly telling you "hey this is where I want to eat". so you guys pull up and looking at the rest of the people in the establishment, you aren't even sure if you meet the dress code but after talking a little bit to the maitre d, you guys are let in.
after she orders two lobster new burgs, three Manhattans, a martini, a shot of Louis XIV, you are filled with slight contempt as you are about to blow two weeks worth of paychecks on dinner, made worse by the fact that it looks like she's enjoying the food more than your company. she thanks you as you guys are leaving the establishment as she's 5 lb heavier and youre three hundred dollars lighter, looks up at you and says "hey I know of a great after party let's go". you get there and you're excited for what the night's going to bring, suddenly Kimberly gets hit with a "hey girl how have you been" and before you know it : boom she's disappeared into the crowd of hundreds of strangers none of which of you know.
as you sit there miserable, chin in palm, the realization hits you: I spent time eagle money she didn't enjoy herself and most importantly, I didn't either. "hi, my friend left me too. I'm Sasha" you look next to you and a woman decked out in a style that you usually do not like but for some reason she managed to pull off. you guys spend an hour at the after party just gabbing it up and it's like the whole world around you might as well not have existed cuz all you guys were focused on was each other in that moment in time.
as you're heading out of the party she make certain that you guys exchange contact information. over the next couple of months to a year, you guys link over playstation 5 matches, go to a few ball games, go out on random billiard dates, feeling stupid for spending so much time obsessing over Kimberly when it feels that Sasha was lying under your nose this whole time, yet you feel grateful necause Kim lead you to Sasha. you guys have fantastic chemistry, you guys enjoy each other's time, people enjoy seeing you two together: it feels like the stuff that keeps people together forever.
baccarat rouge 540 is Kimberly: dainty, sweet, very pretty, very well put together, everyones got eyes on her; very expensive. While Sasha is none other than spirito fiorentino; similar frame, a little more rugged (will probably box you and win), very much appreciated by those in the know; alao expensive but not anywhere near as much as kim.
finally I say all that to say this: both are tremendous fragrances you should just sample figure out which one suits you the best.