04/11/2025

Diorgasm
4 Reviews

Diorgasm
1
Water of the gods
My personal holy grail. Endlessly disappointed that the 2ml I have left in my original bottle is probably all that's left on the planet. If time travel is ever invented, I will go back to that Macy's in LA where it was on sale for like $12 and buy at least ten bottles of the stuff. I will forever be searching for it's clone until the day I die. Although I fear that by the time I do accomplish that task, my youthfulness would have long surpassed that which the scent so beautifully encapsulates. Words cannot capture how this fragrance smells. The fragrance notes are all there, but the whole is so so so much greater than the sum of its parts. The notes make this perfume seem like a basic beach chad who has a casual job posing shirtless outside an Abercrombie store, but when you get to know him, you discover that he really is a much more complex and lovable human being who strives to be more than the one-dimensional product of his environment. I would recommend this fragrance to nobody, because it would be setting them up for the heartbreak of longing for something that will nevermore exist.