01/15/2020

Carju19
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Carju19
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Mhhhh...bähhh!!!!
Mhhh, vanilla, caramel, my gourmand heart is doing somersaults!!! And then the price, a dream. So off to the big R and diligently spritzed on my wrist. In bright anticipation, I held my nose to it uuuuund bähhhhh!!!!, what are those scent molecules playing at?! Where is my vanilla? I was promised caramel... Boohoo, cruel world!
I stepped outside to catch my breath and ate a Kinder chocolate while rereading the reviews here. I buried my nose again excessively into my wrist... No, nothing, I smell undefinable disgusting water, sweet, cheap, even for the price it's an imposition (okay, maybe a bit harsh but I'm just disappointed). I have nothing against inexpensive fragrances, on the contrary, I own quite a few myself.
A week later, I had to change trains at Frankfurt Central Station and the typical urinous scent cloud wafted around me. A woman or a man, I don't know, was trudging in front of me and pulled out a small pink bottle from their jacket pocket... So I'm out.
I stepped outside to catch my breath and ate a Kinder chocolate while rereading the reviews here. I buried my nose again excessively into my wrist... No, nothing, I smell undefinable disgusting water, sweet, cheap, even for the price it's an imposition (okay, maybe a bit harsh but I'm just disappointed). I have nothing against inexpensive fragrances, on the contrary, I own quite a few myself.
A week later, I had to change trains at Frankfurt Central Station and the typical urinous scent cloud wafted around me. A woman or a man, I don't know, was trudging in front of me and pulled out a small pink bottle from their jacket pocket... So I'm out.
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