12/18/2020
Mantus
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Mantus
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Eau de Intentional Bodily Harm
First of all, you can....forget that again very quickly - I'm not at home, but virtually in the foyer of Loréal! - And there I do' first so richtich Rabatz!
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"Schön juten tach, ick hab da ma 'ne janz bescheidene Frage, so actually several; Wat hat sich ihr Computer eijentlich dabei jedacht, solch einen Duftmüll namens Y zu kreieren, wo 'Se sich nicht' ma' die Mühe jemacht haben, didd ooch nur nur annährend zu personalisieren"?
- "We had to create a fragrance quickly or we'd lose the buyers!"
"Oh, and that's why you guys rammed in the Opium pour Homme Eau de Parfum; just as an example, to introduce this synthetic, non-recycleable fragrance to buyers, you're not bloody serious, are you? -"Yes, I am!"
"Hear, hear! Then we will read the Erwin Schlottermann times the riot act!" - Because the fragrance gets this one point as a rating, because it smells like "something" and exactly because of nothing else!"
(Whether the responsible person is really called Erwin Schlottermann I do not know, because no Parfumeursangabe is recorded and me with this fragrance also not at all surprised).
As first I can with me personally after spraying a fine sunburn-like rash, including the heat pimples determine, but within 5 minutes disappears completely and take a nasty pungent citrusy herbaceous smell wahrnmehme, which I perceive as completely overdosed 'bergamot', but this does not seem overdosed at all, but its accompanying substances and here are Cascalone to name, which should convey a fresh, lively sea breeze-like fragrance and provide a full scratchy unsympathetic Erföffnung.
At the same time, the 'aldehydes', which WC duck lemon and candied orange peel syrup hide in themselves, give the fragrance an incredible radiance and thus make it seem even more distinctly unround and even more pungent and reveals a slight plastic - shaving cream note and seems to arise in interaction with the 'balsam fir'.
A little later joins this shaving foam note also the smell of freshly washed, bright powdery, slightly flowery laundry, although I must say that if I had to keep these two notes apart, the "fresh laundry" is quite successful, but this is unfortunately eaten by the synthetic - shaving foam downright and also overlaid and this thus too much suppressed and I perceive here something 'jasmine', instead of rose geranium - Absolue.
In the last 3 hours reconciles me but actually something the fragrance.
Fine bright resinous incense threads unite with a light woody nuances and the interplay with the 'Virginia cedar' and the 'incense' is to thank and now also finally this "abnormal" synthetics has withdrawn so that one could call this almost wearable.
What remains is a fine, balsamic ambrosia smell and because I'm not an asshole, I raise the score of the fragrance to 2.5!
Sage and ginger, unfortunately, I could not perceive, however, I can imagine very well that these components were used to "complete the fragrance disaster".
Incidentally, this is the first fragrance that I do not weiterrreichen, but have already disposed of in the trash; and I'm really one of the last to throw something away.
Overall, the fragrance lasts 7.5 hours on my skin.
The sillage is designed from the beginning 3.5 hours to a very clear whole perceptible whole arm's length, before it reduces in quiet steps until the fragrance fades.
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"Schön juten tach, ick hab da ma 'ne janz bescheidene Frage, so actually several; Wat hat sich ihr Computer eijentlich dabei jedacht, solch einen Duftmüll namens Y zu kreieren, wo 'Se sich nicht' ma' die Mühe jemacht haben, didd ooch nur nur annährend zu personalisieren"?
- "We had to create a fragrance quickly or we'd lose the buyers!"
"Oh, and that's why you guys rammed in the Opium pour Homme Eau de Parfum; just as an example, to introduce this synthetic, non-recycleable fragrance to buyers, you're not bloody serious, are you? -"Yes, I am!"
"Hear, hear! Then we will read the Erwin Schlottermann times the riot act!" - Because the fragrance gets this one point as a rating, because it smells like "something" and exactly because of nothing else!"
(Whether the responsible person is really called Erwin Schlottermann I do not know, because no Parfumeursangabe is recorded and me with this fragrance also not at all surprised).
As first I can with me personally after spraying a fine sunburn-like rash, including the heat pimples determine, but within 5 minutes disappears completely and take a nasty pungent citrusy herbaceous smell wahrnmehme, which I perceive as completely overdosed 'bergamot', but this does not seem overdosed at all, but its accompanying substances and here are Cascalone to name, which should convey a fresh, lively sea breeze-like fragrance and provide a full scratchy unsympathetic Erföffnung.
At the same time, the 'aldehydes', which WC duck lemon and candied orange peel syrup hide in themselves, give the fragrance an incredible radiance and thus make it seem even more distinctly unround and even more pungent and reveals a slight plastic - shaving cream note and seems to arise in interaction with the 'balsam fir'.
A little later joins this shaving foam note also the smell of freshly washed, bright powdery, slightly flowery laundry, although I must say that if I had to keep these two notes apart, the "fresh laundry" is quite successful, but this is unfortunately eaten by the synthetic - shaving foam downright and also overlaid and this thus too much suppressed and I perceive here something 'jasmine', instead of rose geranium - Absolue.
In the last 3 hours reconciles me but actually something the fragrance.
Fine bright resinous incense threads unite with a light woody nuances and the interplay with the 'Virginia cedar' and the 'incense' is to thank and now also finally this "abnormal" synthetics has withdrawn so that one could call this almost wearable.
What remains is a fine, balsamic ambrosia smell and because I'm not an asshole, I raise the score of the fragrance to 2.5!
Sage and ginger, unfortunately, I could not perceive, however, I can imagine very well that these components were used to "complete the fragrance disaster".
Incidentally, this is the first fragrance that I do not weiterrreichen, but have already disposed of in the trash; and I'm really one of the last to throw something away.
Overall, the fragrance lasts 7.5 hours on my skin.
The sillage is designed from the beginning 3.5 hours to a very clear whole perceptible whole arm's length, before it reduces in quiet steps until the fragrance fades.
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