Top Notes 
Neroli
Orange
Petitgrain
Heart Notes 
Orchid
Jasmine
Base Notes 
Crystal amber
Musk
Sandalwood
4ajbukoshka
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4ajbukoshka
5
Everyone's flanker is no one's flanker? The unique feature of the non-existent unique feature or what?
Vintage shirt, new phone in hand, self-care app set to automatic point generation, Tshajbukoshka wanders around lost in the area, full of question marks, just wanting to go home and can't see the trees for the forest.
Salem sings along to Taylor's borrowed "a friend to all is a friend to none" and asks Tshajbu why he is so lost and has a dislike for cardigans.
Au contraire!
Tshajbukoshka hates cardigans with small buttons, stretched-out cardigans, tight cardigans, all that don't have batwing sleeves... and with that, we have ushered in the autumn season and wonder whether this Lagerfeld shouldn't rather enjoy its prime time exclusively in spring and summer.
Salem: Prime time? Ha. Ha. I see what you did there. Tshajbukoshka wants to be funny again with such remarks. Tshajbu, why have you never written about Gwen? I would also like to laugh, as I don’t have much of that otherwise.
Tshajbu: Poor Karl doesn’t either. First of all, we don’t just wear sweatpants indoors, secondly, once again we have some pseudo-pleasing, non-offensive, washed-out floral water plastered with his name […]
Salem: He means 'stuck' or 'labeled' and doesn’t subtly express his emotions and opinions enough about it.
Tshajbu: Please don’t interrupt, you miserable whiner. The friendly-fresh floral water could be from Versace, it could be a distant flanker of... hmmm... of what actually? I’ve forgotten, but let’s just take any random thing.
Salem: What does the community say about this? Prada's Paradoxe? Yeah, without that dish soap-like musk note, without a big poke in the top note, at least also without the exaggerated fluffiness […]
Tshajbu: HAH! You love me, I knew it, you’re already talking like me.
Salem: Well. Imitation is the highest form of flattery, right? So how do we categorize this all-flower flanker now?
Tshajbu: Like Taylor's politics before she launched her "Cat Lady for Kamala" campaign. I would say Karl doesn’t smell cheap, doesn’t disturb, doesn’t impose with monster sillage and neither annexes spaces nor countries. That brings us to Sophie, the educator, who wants to fit in everywhere and speak to everyone’s liking because her policy of appeasement is more important to her than any sign of integrity. We would be with wearers who like it floral-fresh and tend to be unobtrusive […]
Salem: How intellectually unobtrusive Tshajbu is. That should say it all. Meow! Why does my extended back suddenly hurt so much?!
Tshajbu: goes off to search for a non-existent cardigan and would like to note that the concept named after Karl of Rome or for that matter 'heavenly love' is almost as far-fetched as the connections in Tshajbukoshka's thoughts.
Salem sings along to Taylor's borrowed "a friend to all is a friend to none" and asks Tshajbu why he is so lost and has a dislike for cardigans.
Au contraire!
Tshajbukoshka hates cardigans with small buttons, stretched-out cardigans, tight cardigans, all that don't have batwing sleeves... and with that, we have ushered in the autumn season and wonder whether this Lagerfeld shouldn't rather enjoy its prime time exclusively in spring and summer.
Salem: Prime time? Ha. Ha. I see what you did there. Tshajbukoshka wants to be funny again with such remarks. Tshajbu, why have you never written about Gwen? I would also like to laugh, as I don’t have much of that otherwise.
Tshajbu: Poor Karl doesn’t either. First of all, we don’t just wear sweatpants indoors, secondly, once again we have some pseudo-pleasing, non-offensive, washed-out floral water plastered with his name […]
Salem: He means 'stuck' or 'labeled' and doesn’t subtly express his emotions and opinions enough about it.
Tshajbu: Please don’t interrupt, you miserable whiner. The friendly-fresh floral water could be from Versace, it could be a distant flanker of... hmmm... of what actually? I’ve forgotten, but let’s just take any random thing.
Salem: What does the community say about this? Prada's Paradoxe? Yeah, without that dish soap-like musk note, without a big poke in the top note, at least also without the exaggerated fluffiness […]
Tshajbu: HAH! You love me, I knew it, you’re already talking like me.
Salem: Well. Imitation is the highest form of flattery, right? So how do we categorize this all-flower flanker now?
Tshajbu: Like Taylor's politics before she launched her "Cat Lady for Kamala" campaign. I would say Karl doesn’t smell cheap, doesn’t disturb, doesn’t impose with monster sillage and neither annexes spaces nor countries. That brings us to Sophie, the educator, who wants to fit in everywhere and speak to everyone’s liking because her policy of appeasement is more important to her than any sign of integrity. We would be with wearers who like it floral-fresh and tend to be unobtrusive […]
Salem: How intellectually unobtrusive Tshajbu is. That should say it all. Meow! Why does my extended back suddenly hurt so much?!
Tshajbu: goes off to search for a non-existent cardigan and would like to note that the concept named after Karl of Rome or for that matter 'heavenly love' is almost as far-fetched as the connections in Tshajbukoshka's thoughts.
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