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There is an island...
...in some ocean, somewhere in the world. Not sunk like Atlantis, but choked out by Poseidon, who was so nauseous that he ran the garbage he had eaten through his head again, backwards. This brought to light a number of creatures, worms, spawns of hell, evil people, hybrid creatures, monsters and what one can or cannot imagine as scourges of the world. In addition, Hades had once again cleaned up the underworld and sent him everything that didn't fit into the infernal biobin and then slammed the gates of hell shut. Well, he loved jokes like that.
He had already scolded him and threatened to let hell sink because the goofball was always burning plastic waste.
On the island, the Cyclops Polyphemus (Poseidon's wayward son) cooked his mother-in-law in a copper kettle, not in water, but in a chemical broth that polluters are still dumping into the rivers or the sea. She and her silicone implants burst in funny bubbles.
A Wehrwolf picked scraps of meat out of its teeth and vowed to bite something younger next time, as the meat already smelled very rancid.
Nosferato traipsed past in these rubber shoes and, because they prevented him from flying at night, he threw them into the fire. The smouldering smell of rubber wafted over the island. He had also had Botox injections and could no longer close his eyes during the day.
Charon had brought a load of polluters and hurried back to the river Styx because he couldn't stand it on the island. The sinners dangled in the wind and their flesh fermented. Not even the sea monsters Scylla and Charybdis wanted to eat it.
Cerberus, the three-headed hellhound, was the only sane one on board. Poseidon had freed him from his chains and so he gratefully guarded the island to ensure that none of this mongrel escaped.
Poseidon was fed up with the stench, the chemical broth, the clouds of disgust. He pulled out his trident and hurled the island back underground.
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