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TheDupeKing
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When a man meets the bomb. A private story...
I strolled through the drugstore and stopped at the perfumes as usual, yes, we perfumos are different. And then there it was, a black package in a super sale: 6 euros instead of 59 or so. Of course I was aware that it was a sales trick and the price wasn't that high. But I googled it anyway. And oops, it's for women. As Aigner has been around for decades, I thought, it can't be cheap crap. The fragrance pyramid looks good. And the young lady stocking the perfumes replied to my inquiry: "She'll love it or hate it." That was enough for me, fragrance junkie that I am. I'm taking this with me for my girlfriend. Just for in between and, of course, because I was now curious.
Of course, I also wanted to get a taste of what I was giving her. So two or three squirts on my arm. And holy shit, I was immediately overwhelmed by a heavy, enveloping cloud of fragrance that reminded me of an evil witch from a cartoon. Startled, I thought to myself, "Holy shit, what is that?" and had to wash my hands immediately and recover from the shock. But the shit smelled so intense that the smell was still wafting through the place. And yes, all of a sudden I thought to myself, that smells zero percent modern and also like grandma, but somehow not so bad. So I put another mini spritz on my hand. After all, you learn. And yes, what can I say. The longer I sat in the cloud of fragrance, the more I liked it. I even found it frighteningly good and doubted my own taste. (Do I even like granny perfume now? Oh dear.)
The scent bomb smells: rosy, flowery, dark, unfashionable, heavy, oriental, mystical, evil, with a power that takes over the whole room and is totally out of line. Not for little princesses. The 6 euros were already worth it for me. But how do I now give it to my under-30, not-so-perfume-loving girlfriend without her thinking I've completely lost my mind? Oh, I'm a man, fuck it. With the lady from the drugstore saying: "You'll love it or hate it" and the addition of: "If you don't like it, I'll give it away", I simply pressed it into her hand. She was delighted, sprayed some on her clothes and went into the next room. And now I stood there, whether she liked it or not. Why doesn't she say anything? Where is the perfume analysis? Mh... I suspected she didn't like it, but out of respect for the gift she doesn't say much about it. And she's not the type of person it would necessarily suit. So yes, it's fine, I thought to myself. To my amazement, I smelled the perfume all over the place for the next few days. And I've already given her some really nice and good perfumes. And yes, there is something about it that captivates you! When she even sprayed the perfume on when we went out, I had to ask: "Do you like it?" When she replied: "Yes, it's just perfume", I realized that we scent junkies live in our own beautiful world and that there are also people who more or less don't care. She also simply sprays four completely different perfumes wildly on top of each other, without any concept, without even thinking about it. And she also steals my perfumes all the time without even knowing what they smell like. She just takes something and combines them completely wildly. She can always tell how confused I am by the look on my face and then says things like: "What?" and "Yes, I just like men's perfume". But her clothing style always fits perfectly and is sophisticated down to the smallest detail. Oh yes, women are amazing.
That was my personal story about the explosive fragrance bomb from Aigner.