11/21/2018

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Because I wonder... or something. Si?!
Buon giorno, you with Armani. Or bonjour chez L'Oréal. Or hello, Nestlé shareholders. After all, you own 25 percent of L'Oréal. And Armani belongs to them.
Premièrement, c'est quoi ça ?
"Because it's you Why English? Because "Si Numero Due" sounds stupid, right.
Because everyone understands dat with the "because you are".
'Oh, Chantal, I'm giving you this Fruityfloral because you're worth it to me...'
old slogan of L'Oréal : because you are worth it...
Because it's you - and not the redhead next door.
Although... you always want a big thinness and then you get a small thickness...
c'est la vie.
And naturellement, la vie est belle.
La vie est belle because of you.
Si- because of you.
Gabrielle, because of you.
Good girl gone bad - because of you.
In love again - because of you.
Shirin David - because of you.
La Rive, in the deutsche Drogerien, because of you.
Judith Williams on TV - because of you.
You are the blueprint of mediocrity. The average in the turquoise shopping bag. Even if they change their logo, because of you, you stay you.
You stay you.
You are assembled in a chemical factory from food flavors and detergent odor.
Because of you.
You are interchangeable, but for many people the epitome of perfume is now... because of you offending nobody
but old bitches like me.
You're a real becauseofyouiges you.
I can't even hate you.
But why, pourquoi, perchè... are YOU together with your big sis Si listed in Luca Turin's new Bible as ?
So you're as good as Annette Neuffert and Andy Tauer? You're better than Chambre Noire and Vero Kern?
Nestlé wouldn't happen to be building wells in Greece, where Turin lives?
Because I understand only railway station and can only use swear words in Greek.
Des goûts et des couleurs on ne dispute pas.
But you can be surprised.
Premièrement, c'est quoi ça ?
"Because it's you Why English? Because "Si Numero Due" sounds stupid, right.
Because everyone understands dat with the "because you are".
'Oh, Chantal, I'm giving you this Fruityfloral because you're worth it to me...'
old slogan of L'Oréal : because you are worth it...
Because it's you - and not the redhead next door.
Although... you always want a big thinness and then you get a small thickness...
c'est la vie.
And naturellement, la vie est belle.
La vie est belle because of you.
Si- because of you.
Gabrielle, because of you.
Good girl gone bad - because of you.
In love again - because of you.
Shirin David - because of you.
La Rive, in the deutsche Drogerien, because of you.
Judith Williams on TV - because of you.
You are the blueprint of mediocrity. The average in the turquoise shopping bag. Even if they change their logo, because of you, you stay you.
You stay you.
You are assembled in a chemical factory from food flavors and detergent odor.
Because of you.
You are interchangeable, but for many people the epitome of perfume is now... because of you offending nobody
but old bitches like me.
You're a real becauseofyouiges you.
I can't even hate you.
But why, pourquoi, perchè... are YOU together with your big sis Si listed in Luca Turin's new Bible as ?
So you're as good as Annette Neuffert and Andy Tauer? You're better than Chambre Noire and Vero Kern?
Nestlé wouldn't happen to be building wells in Greece, where Turin lives?
Because I understand only railway station and can only use swear words in Greek.
Des goûts et des couleurs on ne dispute pas.
But you can be surprised.
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