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So the Stanz set off once again to the Blocksberg. With a traditional witch's hat on her head, adorned with small mirrors to distract passing birds. After all, you don't want to crash. Dressed in a black pointed dress and good steel-toed boots on her feet. Just in time for the event, a new fragrance had arrived with the witch's mail from Seattle. Witchmusk. Witch musk. That sounds enticing. Moreover, it contains broom, and from broom, also known as broom shrub, broom bush, broom herb, etc., witches make their beautiful brooms. Unfortunately, there are no manufacturers like in the Harry Potter novels. Witches have to make everything themselves. So the Stanz completely doused herself in Witchmusk. It smelled vanilla-like and of dried straw flowers. Strange. Is that supposed to be so wicked? No matter, up on the broom and off she went.
At the Blocksberg, the witches' Sabbath was already in full swing. They drank potions with funny side effects, danced holes into their shoe soles, and were generally in good spirits. It smelled everywhere of goat stable (3.1 Arabian Horse), garlic sweat mixed with car exhaust and slime (Mortal Skin), as well as various bodily fluids (Sécrétions Magnifiques) and of course indole and skatole. The Stanz then stood at the bar after a wild orgy with a sorcerer, and he said: "You’re not wearing any perfume today." Stanz nearly fainted; Witchmusk had been sinfully expensive. She let the wicked man sniff at her neckline. "That reminds me of my grandma," he said: "she could bake so well and always wove wreaths from straw flowers." And with a pop, his horns disappeared, which he had saved up for so long with wicked deeds. When he noticed this, he screamed and cursed the Stanz, whereupon the horns reappeared on his head with a pop. "Phew," he then said disgustedly: "what is that stuff? It's totally nice." The Stanz felt quite ashamed because it smelled so sweet and harmless.
Epilogue: Witchmusk can really only be worn by good witches. Otherwise, you embarrass yourself in front of all the orgiastic villains, and with the devil's consort, it won't work either. Otto Normalverbraucher can wear it for any occasion, except for going out, because the sillage is very moderate. If you pour your bottle of Witchmusk into the flames, which only a madman would do since it is very expensive, you also get a problem as a witch, because burning broom is like kryptonite for Superman. So be careful!
At the Blocksberg, the witches' Sabbath was already in full swing. They drank potions with funny side effects, danced holes into their shoe soles, and were generally in good spirits. It smelled everywhere of goat stable (3.1 Arabian Horse), garlic sweat mixed with car exhaust and slime (Mortal Skin), as well as various bodily fluids (Sécrétions Magnifiques) and of course indole and skatole. The Stanz then stood at the bar after a wild orgy with a sorcerer, and he said: "You’re not wearing any perfume today." Stanz nearly fainted; Witchmusk had been sinfully expensive. She let the wicked man sniff at her neckline. "That reminds me of my grandma," he said: "she could bake so well and always wove wreaths from straw flowers." And with a pop, his horns disappeared, which he had saved up for so long with wicked deeds. When he noticed this, he screamed and cursed the Stanz, whereupon the horns reappeared on his head with a pop. "Phew," he then said disgustedly: "what is that stuff? It's totally nice." The Stanz felt quite ashamed because it smelled so sweet and harmless.
Epilogue: Witchmusk can really only be worn by good witches. Otherwise, you embarrass yourself in front of all the orgiastic villains, and with the devil's consort, it won't work either. Otto Normalverbraucher can wear it for any occasion, except for going out, because the sillage is very moderate. If you pour your bottle of Witchmusk into the flames, which only a madman would do since it is very expensive, you also get a problem as a witch, because burning broom is like kryptonite for Superman. So be careful!
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