10/07/2025

jasperdezoet
17 Reviews

jasperdezoet
Stinky spa
This smells like one of those “healing” clay pore masks made out of volcanic ash and tea tree oil. Specifically, the kind that make you feel like your skin is peeling off your face like a slice of ham when you wash it off with warm water.
This also smells like someone brushed their teeth really well (tongue and all!), ate all the expensive creams and skin rejuvenation masks in a rich-people spa, and then breathed right in your face. I credit that to the musk in the base.
You can argue that this is unisex or that it redefines masculinity or femininity, but really it just smells like some bitter aromatic herb poultice that you would dab on your wrist to help you calm down before bed so you don’t get a sleep paralysis attack. It smells like the kind of rich people who go on spiritual journeys and write poetry while their parents are wanted for their role in destabilizing Latin American countries. My point is, this is devoid of gender and sexuality entirely. This will just make you smell like a fancy paste.
In conclusion, this is an okay perfume, but an even better home fragrance. Thank you for your time.
This also smells like someone brushed their teeth really well (tongue and all!), ate all the expensive creams and skin rejuvenation masks in a rich-people spa, and then breathed right in your face. I credit that to the musk in the base.
You can argue that this is unisex or that it redefines masculinity or femininity, but really it just smells like some bitter aromatic herb poultice that you would dab on your wrist to help you calm down before bed so you don’t get a sleep paralysis attack. It smells like the kind of rich people who go on spiritual journeys and write poetry while their parents are wanted for their role in destabilizing Latin American countries. My point is, this is devoid of gender and sexuality entirely. This will just make you smell like a fancy paste.
In conclusion, this is an okay perfume, but an even better home fragrance. Thank you for your time.