01/24/2024
Axiomatic
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Neozoon in the disco
A neozoon is defined as an animal species that has been introduced or introduced into an area where it did not occur.
A zoonosis, on the other hand, is an infectious disease that is transmitted from animals to humans or vice versa.
In this sense, hyrax offers an interesting study in the field of behavioral research following a zoonosis of a neozoon.
Let's assume that a cute little animal called a hippopotamus from Africa has found its way into the living room of a young city dweller in Central Europe.
Funny little eyes, a snub nose to cuddle!
That's the end of the frivolous handling of the cuddly monster and the subsequent regrettable consequences.
Hiss!
Good, the animal probably needs fresh litter, pissed up it stares at its master.
Anyone who can make elemi resin stumble with jasmine has mastered his trade.
And dear Sven Pritzkoleit is no stranger to me. His Sea Salt Tar opened up a whole new perspective on the marine world for me.
Just as an aside.
Let's move on.
While cleaning the cage, the master smells a very common rose of saffron.
"Oh please, not oud as an excretion now!" he thinks to himself.
Fortunately, this demanding wood is dispensed with here, after all, the hippopotamus eats more calories.
After mucking out, master treats himself to a narcotic whiskey, because our cute furry dwarf has just filled the whole apartment with rutting hyraceum And not just a little.
For the uninitiated: take 24 construction workers after their shift, squeeze the strangely spicy juice out of their glands and concentrate it using distillation.
The buzz is ready!
While his master reminisces about the good old days - he hasn't gotten any older without dancing, after all - and the booze starts to take effect, the lamb sneaks out of the cage.
And then it happens!
Master catches the runaway next to the no less narcotic indoor hyacinth.
For the uninformed: Grandmothers swore by this winter-busting bulb with its peculiar flower and widowmaker scent. The distinctive glass vases were a feast for the eyes, looking like the chalices of a pentagram community.
My master was just about to grab the freaked-out companion by the collar...
Zack!
Bite wound!
So as not to bore our readers, let's fast-forward in time.
A virus spreads rapidly through the nice host's body and causes some chills, fever and nausea.
Said host runs to the bathroom to vomit, smashing an ancient Joop! Homme Eau de Toilette Emergency ration, which smells tipped.
Drenched in a violet concoction, fuzzy fur all over his body and ripe as a daisy, he puts on the obligatory capital city tracksuit, the one with the funny stripes.
For language fetishists: When typing wuschelig, I initially wrote wuschig. Great amazement at what a missing "el" can change in understanding. Please look it up yourself.
So, master in the trainer, scent tree hanging around and foaming at the mouth.
What's missing here?
Wonderful, what a blessing these monitoring loudspeakers are for the modern Neanderthal.
In no time at all, the appropriate background music booms out and lets the civilizing George Frideric Handel move on to England.
Because the merry troupe from Night Club sings of the hero's imminent demise with "Die in the Disco" if action is not taken quickly.
And the victim craves sweets, just like the virus spreader.
Together, they turn the kitchen upside down to satisfy their cravings.
Fortunately, said grandmother left behind a year's supply of vanilla-or-something pudding.
Synapses are calmed, the immune system puts the life-threatening intruder in its place, the reproductive organs run hot.
Joo, how practical these new LED gadgets are.
Tip tip tip tip...
Matching light effects in macker-purple with club flickering conjure up the perfect catwalk and the iconic dance floor in the kitchen.
You can conjure up the Hermannplatz atmosphere at home without having to order from the delivery service.
For those unfamiliar with the area: there used to be a very nice Karstadt department store in the expressionist style on the aforementioned Berliner Platz, built by Philipp Schaeffer and opened in 1929.
Today there is a different wind blowing there.
So, in the end, master and cute monster get along.
One smells nicer than the other.
Both bounce happily to the funny rhythms.
And there's no food envy at the vanilla-whatever-sandalwood trough.
For those who understand fragrances: this creation opens urinously on elemi resin and jasmine, plus a sweet rose.
Soon, however, the animalic dominates the action, and powerfully so! So far, so good.
But why a hyacinth is now popping up and shouting Joop! Homme Eau de Toilette from the crypt is unfortunately not understandable at this point.
There is also a creamy, extremely creamy blend of sandalwood and tonal vanilla that turns the fragrance on its head.
Possible uses: Fetish parties or THW exercises.
You shouldn't always bring exotic animals into your home...
A zoonosis, on the other hand, is an infectious disease that is transmitted from animals to humans or vice versa.
In this sense, hyrax offers an interesting study in the field of behavioral research following a zoonosis of a neozoon.
Let's assume that a cute little animal called a hippopotamus from Africa has found its way into the living room of a young city dweller in Central Europe.
Funny little eyes, a snub nose to cuddle!
That's the end of the frivolous handling of the cuddly monster and the subsequent regrettable consequences.
Hiss!
Good, the animal probably needs fresh litter, pissed up it stares at its master.
Anyone who can make elemi resin stumble with jasmine has mastered his trade.
And dear Sven Pritzkoleit is no stranger to me. His Sea Salt Tar opened up a whole new perspective on the marine world for me.
Just as an aside.
Let's move on.
While cleaning the cage, the master smells a very common rose of saffron.
"Oh please, not oud as an excretion now!" he thinks to himself.
Fortunately, this demanding wood is dispensed with here, after all, the hippopotamus eats more calories.
After mucking out, master treats himself to a narcotic whiskey, because our cute furry dwarf has just filled the whole apartment with rutting hyraceum And not just a little.
For the uninitiated: take 24 construction workers after their shift, squeeze the strangely spicy juice out of their glands and concentrate it using distillation.
The buzz is ready!
While his master reminisces about the good old days - he hasn't gotten any older without dancing, after all - and the booze starts to take effect, the lamb sneaks out of the cage.
And then it happens!
Master catches the runaway next to the no less narcotic indoor hyacinth.
For the uninformed: Grandmothers swore by this winter-busting bulb with its peculiar flower and widowmaker scent. The distinctive glass vases were a feast for the eyes, looking like the chalices of a pentagram community.
My master was just about to grab the freaked-out companion by the collar...
Zack!
Bite wound!
So as not to bore our readers, let's fast-forward in time.
A virus spreads rapidly through the nice host's body and causes some chills, fever and nausea.
Said host runs to the bathroom to vomit, smashing an ancient Joop! Homme Eau de Toilette Emergency ration, which smells tipped.
Drenched in a violet concoction, fuzzy fur all over his body and ripe as a daisy, he puts on the obligatory capital city tracksuit, the one with the funny stripes.
For language fetishists: When typing wuschelig, I initially wrote wuschig. Great amazement at what a missing "el" can change in understanding. Please look it up yourself.
So, master in the trainer, scent tree hanging around and foaming at the mouth.
What's missing here?
Wonderful, what a blessing these monitoring loudspeakers are for the modern Neanderthal.
In no time at all, the appropriate background music booms out and lets the civilizing George Frideric Handel move on to England.
Because the merry troupe from Night Club sings of the hero's imminent demise with "Die in the Disco" if action is not taken quickly.
And the victim craves sweets, just like the virus spreader.
Together, they turn the kitchen upside down to satisfy their cravings.
Fortunately, said grandmother left behind a year's supply of vanilla-or-something pudding.
Synapses are calmed, the immune system puts the life-threatening intruder in its place, the reproductive organs run hot.
Joo, how practical these new LED gadgets are.
Tip tip tip tip...
Matching light effects in macker-purple with club flickering conjure up the perfect catwalk and the iconic dance floor in the kitchen.
You can conjure up the Hermannplatz atmosphere at home without having to order from the delivery service.
For those unfamiliar with the area: there used to be a very nice Karstadt department store in the expressionist style on the aforementioned Berliner Platz, built by Philipp Schaeffer and opened in 1929.
Today there is a different wind blowing there.
So, in the end, master and cute monster get along.
One smells nicer than the other.
Both bounce happily to the funny rhythms.
And there's no food envy at the vanilla-whatever-sandalwood trough.
For those who understand fragrances: this creation opens urinously on elemi resin and jasmine, plus a sweet rose.
Soon, however, the animalic dominates the action, and powerfully so! So far, so good.
But why a hyacinth is now popping up and shouting Joop! Homme Eau de Toilette from the crypt is unfortunately not understandable at this point.
There is also a creamy, extremely creamy blend of sandalwood and tonal vanilla that turns the fragrance on its head.
Possible uses: Fetish parties or THW exercises.
You shouldn't always bring exotic animals into your home...
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