Take a seat, Mr. Jeheimrat!
Nice to see you visiting my little salon again.
How is your esteemed health?
Everything as usual? Haircut? Shave, perhaps?
But of course, but right away... Korianke is always at your service!
Well, this is indeed a lovely little weather for a stroll, if you allow me that remark, Mr. Jeheimrat.
We haven't had so much sun all at once for a long time.
And then so pleasantly... wonderful!
So, now please turn your noble head to the other side, so I can work better with the scissors... regarding the sideburns...
Where was I?
Ah yes, sun, summer, blue skies.
Yes, I cannot deny that! Mr. Jeheimrat knows, it is a little passion of mine to sit in my small garden and listen to the birds chirping. I could do that for hours...
Korianke, I always tell myself, Korianke, one does not need much to be happy. So be content, I always say...
A bit of sun, a bit of green, a cozy hammock, and a cup of coffee. What more do you need?
A nice cup of coffee, Mr. Jeheimrat, may I offer you a cup?
Cream?
Sugar?
Please, yes, please right away...
You see, that's how it is with happiness. Everyone is running after it, but no one stops to look where happiness actually is. And everything is croaking all around until there is no understanding left in the world.
What do you mean...?
Yes, I see it the same way.
A bit quieter, a bit less hectic...
I have decided not to participate in all this hustle anymore. I still want to enjoy a bit of life!
That's why I also told Trudchen, Trudchen, I said, we need to slow down our lives.
But she looked at me, my dear.
She just asked me if she should bake the gooseberry pie slowly now... that cheeky rabbit!
A lovely gooseberry pie, Mr. Jeheimrat...
May I offer you a piece? Freshly made...
With cream?
Where was I?
Ah yes, slowing down.
Well, I find it works best for me - now please stretch your nose up a bit so I can get to that heroic chin - when I am in nature.
When everything is so green and smells so good.
That's right, Mr. Jeheimrat, I completely agree with you.
Yes, green and summer always go hand in hand. I don’t need a beach; a bit of forest or at least a park is enough for me.
Green... well, anything green, like trees and such, always smells so wonderful.
Just a moment, your hairdressing apron has slipped, let me fix that for you, otherwise, the fine linen trousers will get stained... and that would not be in the spirit of the occasion, as they say.
Where was I...?
Ah yes, greenery and fragrance.
Do you also find that green scents, which radiate a bit of calm, always remind you of a Sunday in summer?
Yes?
You too...?
Exactly, that's how it is! So after lunch, when everything has become a bit drowsy...
When you can hardly keep your eyes open because everything is so wonderfully warm and peaceful, and the birds are quietly chirping and the bees are buzzing over the little flowers...
And then when the sun shines on the flower beds in the garden and makes the grass sparkle like a little gemstone... I see, Mr. Jeheimrat knows exactly what I mean.
There is always a scent of all those herbs wafting up and settling over everything.
Wonderful, I can only say, wonderful!
What do you think, Mr. Jeheimrat...?
It should be bottled, I agree with you...!
That would be something, wouldn’t it...?
Mr. Jeheimrat wouldn’t believe it, but it actually exists.
It’s a little French water.
They named it "Ünn Dimangksch alla Kampannje." It means "A Sunday in the Countryside," and it has exactly that kind of charm.
I just recently got it from a good friend. An inconspicuous bottle, you can see right away that it’s not loud or intrusive.
Oh, and it’s such a fabulous perfume...
You see, as it opens, the top note - as we connoisseurs call it - has a bit of berry note. Okay, it’s not spectacular, but then a mint comes in that is quite sharp.
But it’s subtly integrated, it doesn’t disturb, but provides a wonderful clear contrast. This is the most beautiful thing about this water - it is so clear, so fresh, truly transparent.
What do you think, Mr. Jeheimrat...?
No, it is certainly not a contradiction when the berry note and the mint come together. It is actually rounded off by orange blossom, which prevents everything from becoming sharp and unpleasant.
You can tell how it could have become sharp, but it doesn’t turn out that way as one might fear. In the end!
You see, regarding the herbs that are mixed in, in my humble opinion, there is also a bit of sage in there. Rosemary is certainly included as well.
Lemon balm should also be among them, someone whispered that to me who knows about such things.
I can’t swear to basil, but it would be conceivable...
No worries, it stays that way. Herbal, fresh, just as if you were getting a light breeze in the garden around late afternoon.
I am enchanted!
Yes, well, I have perceived the mint with the berry note as the main note all along. It’s a wonderful aroma, you can believe me!
And then it lies so comfortably on a bed of musk. Thank goodness not too much, and thank goodness not too heavy. No, I assure you, there is no musk trail. It is subtle and it stays subtle.
I always tell myself, Korianke, I always say, what good is the finest perfume if you knock everything around you with it?
It doesn’t suit a gentleman of the world...
What do you think, Mr. Jeheimrat...?
Yes, yes, the longevity is quite good. Trudchen still sniffed this water on me six hours later... she was enchanted.
And when Trudchen says the perfume is a cloud, then you can count on it, I give you my word!
This stuff is truly absolutely gentlemanly!
And refreshing, it is so refreshing...
So, if you could just turn your character head to the other side for a moment... I’ll take your little coat off now, there can’t be any more splashes.
But yes, Mr. Jeheimrat. You know me! I almost suspected you would drop by my little salon these days.
Here it is, the scent.
Would you like to...?
I thought so. Now, let me give you a...
Another spritz on the wrist?
Well...?
Did I overwhelm you?
Isn’t it just like in the old days? A Sunday in the countryside...?
Well, that makes me happy!
Let’s see what your fiancée will think...
Most heartfelt thanks, Mr. Jeheimrat!
Do honor me again soon!
And greetings to your wife!