Top Notes 
Italian mandarin orange
Coriander
Lavender
Lorpzinvethul
Heart Notes 
Gin
Tobacco
Vodka
Base Notes 
Vanilla
Oakmoss
Virginia cedar
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Don't Look Back (In Anger) - a phone call
Yes, please? Ah, Mr. Basi, nice to hear from you.
Yes, I received your fragrance and have already tested it.
Don't Look Back, right? - oh, don't worry, Mr. Basi, I will definitely not look back. This generic something you are offering me is far too insignificant for that. No one will turn their head after this.
Why, you ask? Well, just take a look at this perfume. Even the bottle is so boring and unremarkable, the metal cap doesn’t help at all.
What, the label? Please. I haven't seen something so cheaply stuck on in a long time. It gives off an almost amateurish impression.
Yes, yes, the inner values, good that you mention that. Inside it’s really no better than outside, Mr. Basi. You see, it’s basically a nice foundation: fresh, very sweet, light, suitable for parties and clubs. This will surely make the young people happy, but... this fragrance simply offers nothing else. And it is so horribly synthetic, it smells like it was mixed in a flavor laboratory. There’s nothing natural about it! Or in it.
Yes, it’s really true, I’m telling you! And it gets even worse, the synthetics keep increasing over time! Yes, you’re surprised! At least, I want to give your product credit for being a little unpleasantly sour at first, but that goes away later. So at least it improves in ONE aspect.
Longevity? Yes, I bet you’d like that! For the first 2 hours, it’s relatively noticeable to others, then your little scent doesn’t project properly anymore. And after 6½ hours, you can at best still smell it on the skin.
Well, the price is definitely okay for that, you are right.
Are you serious? Whether I will recommend the perfume? God, no! This thing has neither a pretty shell nor a nice core. It’s a truly unnecessary art product that no one needs and no one asked for. It really has no right to exist.
Now please hold back on the harsh words, my dear Mr. Basi, that is really not our level!
Yes, if you like, then just don’t send me any more fragrances. I’ll survive.
Yes, you too. Goodbye.
Yes, I received your fragrance and have already tested it.
Don't Look Back, right? - oh, don't worry, Mr. Basi, I will definitely not look back. This generic something you are offering me is far too insignificant for that. No one will turn their head after this.
Why, you ask? Well, just take a look at this perfume. Even the bottle is so boring and unremarkable, the metal cap doesn’t help at all.
What, the label? Please. I haven't seen something so cheaply stuck on in a long time. It gives off an almost amateurish impression.
Yes, yes, the inner values, good that you mention that. Inside it’s really no better than outside, Mr. Basi. You see, it’s basically a nice foundation: fresh, very sweet, light, suitable for parties and clubs. This will surely make the young people happy, but... this fragrance simply offers nothing else. And it is so horribly synthetic, it smells like it was mixed in a flavor laboratory. There’s nothing natural about it! Or in it.
Yes, it’s really true, I’m telling you! And it gets even worse, the synthetics keep increasing over time! Yes, you’re surprised! At least, I want to give your product credit for being a little unpleasantly sour at first, but that goes away later. So at least it improves in ONE aspect.
Longevity? Yes, I bet you’d like that! For the first 2 hours, it’s relatively noticeable to others, then your little scent doesn’t project properly anymore. And after 6½ hours, you can at best still smell it on the skin.
Well, the price is definitely okay for that, you are right.
Are you serious? Whether I will recommend the perfume? God, no! This thing has neither a pretty shell nor a nice core. It’s a truly unnecessary art product that no one needs and no one asked for. It really has no right to exist.
Now please hold back on the harsh words, my dear Mr. Basi, that is really not our level!
Yes, if you like, then just don’t send me any more fragrances. I’ll survive.
Yes, you too. Goodbye.
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