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My puny lavender
My well hidden jasmine
My synthetic vanillin
My nauseating ethyl maltol
My parody of luxury
In two words... Mon Guerlain.

Ugh. Fuck me sideways. Nope.
The 'bros' are gonna lap it up like it's water from the holy grail. The new aventus panty dropper? Sigh...

Imagine that archangel Gabriel got together with Tinkerbell and the result of their magical love was a perfume. That's Sideris. Otherwordly.

Rather good for yet another wannabe rose-oud. Slightly fruity, subtle cumin and lovely ambratic drydown. More refined than most iterations.

2 years BEFORE ADG, and better than ADG. Anyone else?

This stuff is so manly that when I sprayed it on my female cat it immediately grew a dick.

Very rich vanilla scent that lasts all day perfectly!For me it smells like "cuir beluga"and "aura sublime"(without citrus)Worth trying it!!

6 backup bottles and counting...I go through this stuff like water. Better, cheaper and more masculine than Le Male. I just LOVE.THIS.SMELL!

Holy Grail of smoky and incensy perfumes. Masculine, mysterious and astonishingly wearable at the same time. On of my all time favourites.

The barbarians invasion, Mayfair suited and booted Savile Row style, the smart gentleman's choice. My IQ goes up 20 points when i wear this.

Very nice cologne .. fresh, citrusy .. maybe a bit feminine but definitely well composed.

Retro chypre on its halfway to decay with dirty animal waves and sour gasoline rose. Just a bad odor with no excuses.

Karagueuzoglou, Flipo and Ropion need to pay their bills too.
This may explain why such great perfumers have created such a vile thing.

Sample before you commit: can be overwhelming and too sticky sweet. All about Tonka, nothing else.

Sauvage gives me a headache. This doesn't. That's why I'm down with LRC - it's smoother, with less pepper and more lavender. Juuuust right.

Acqua di Gio is one of my all time favourites, and this clone is very good, citrus, fresh, light, clean, and crisp, best for warmer seasons

Freudian wood? Freud and wood in the same sentence? i'm so confused, so torn. then, there's also milk. shouldn't be Oedipal wood? help!

40yrs old smell of stale cigarettes smoke and ash "infused" in thick velvet curtains and sofas in a room with windows that never opened. ❤❤❤

Soft and whispering. Powdery and slightly sweet. Creamy and dreamy and perfectly beautiful!

If mathematic is not an opinion, the equation (Cuir Vetiver by Ives Roches + Encrè Noir by Lalique) = Wild Forest by Armand Basi is correct!

Warm slightly spiced supple leather. Shockingly good compared to most releases.

The lavender and tonka is nice, but it has a weird, almost sour-ish opening that could turn people off. 1 hour later, it's peppery goodness.

Smells like kerosene in combo with rose & apple. Plus some oud. These different notes fit yet relatively well to each other. Self-confident!

Simple. I absolutely love the opening, but the fragrance literally dies in 2 hours. You might as well just go for Versace Man Eau Fraiche.

If Lolita Lempicka and Johnson's baby powder got together, this is what would be born. A licorice-powder bomb. A bit overwhelming at first.