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A vision of hell:
Sauvage in autumn
1 Million in winter
Boss Bottled in spring
Allure Homme Sport in summer.
Well, I think I'm going to puke.

My puny lavender
My well hidden jasmine
My synthetic vanillin
My nauseating ethyl maltol
My parody of luxury
In two words... Mon Guerlain.

Ugh. Fuck me sideways. Nope.
The 'bros' are gonna lap it up like it's water from the holy grail. The new aventus panty dropper? Sigh...

Olivier Polge made a powdery version of "Brut".
Why the hell should I pay €320 for this, when Brut can be found for < €15?

Iodine.Tang.Foamwaves.

Time is fluid.

Sea endless.

Blu 1901

opening was 'promising'. then all fell apart when the nuclear combo of cypriol/patch took over. half hour later i was gulping 2 ibuprofens.

Imagine that archangel Gabriel got together with Tinkerbell and the result of their magical love was a perfume. That's Sideris. Otherwordly.

When you live in a pineapple under the sea, but you’ve converted it to a Harley Davidson showroom.

This is only voted no.1 in Men's perfume because of lemming behaviour. This is a fine perfume, but it's not worth the money or the laudation

Dance over splinters
spin ashes into gold
in the fading light
sell dreams of iron
I'm the flame of the night
melt tracks to asphalt

Material opens with a dominant, earthy, almost chocolaty patchouli, with benzoin, vanilla, labdanum. It's sweet, ambery and a bit smoky.

Consumer: "I love fruity floral celeb scents, but I also want to feel fancy."
Ex Nihilo: "Say no more."

Rather good for yet another wannabe rose-oud. Slightly fruity, subtle cumin and lovely ambratic drydown. More refined than most iterations.

2 years BEFORE ADG, and better than ADG. Anyone else?

This stuff is so manly that when I sprayed it on my female cat it immediately grew a dick.

If you married a woman of taste, don't give her La Vie est Belle on her birthday or she might file for divorce.

Someone has stolen
the person I wish I was
and then bottled her.

- a haiku review.

Good Fragrance with great longevity can be used for any occasion would be great as a gym perfume.

Classic perfume can be used for any occasion this is a great office perfume!!!!

One of the classic perfume everyone must try!!!!

Absolutely Sweet scent and the longitivtiy is okay but I don't like it.

The fragrance of this perfume is okay not great longevity is good but not worth the money

Vanilla pudding extreme! If you like gourmand, you get your wishes fulfilled here. I hope the perfume is calorie-free.

I had high expectations. What I got was at best an average scent for summer. At this price I wouldn't recommend it.

Out of the ashes seeking
Once I'm transformed
Once I'm reborn
I will rise like a phoenix
But you're my flame

Conchita Wurst lyrics :)