05/06/2025

meowchu
12 Reviews

meowchu
4
Get it away from me ASAP
Do you know the feeling of being super excited to try out perfumes from a niche Italian house but feeling like your local fancy department store doesn’t stock them so you make use of your Italy vacation to go to this tiny teensy tiny niche perfume store and make the store person try every single gourmand and sweet fragrance from this house on you and you end up thinking “they’re all meh” but you already put the store person through so much trouble so you feel awful and buy a small bottle of the least offensive scent to then walk home and realize that you hate how it smells on your skin – a kind of boring hospital-grown vanilla that was mixed with plastic notes of hell-baked candy – and the smell refuses to fade because the perfume is so high quality but so annoying and oily but you don’t realize how oily it is until you realize that your white t-shirt is all stained as if you joined a free for all piss play party so you end up going back home from your vacation to then pop up at your local fancy department store to find out they stock the entire line and when you see it you just feel like screaming until every follicle in your body falls off?