Top Notes 
Bergamot
Maté
Heart Notes 
Orris root
Jasmine
Tonka bean
Bran
Cinnamon
Base Notes 
Blond tobacco
Vanilla
White musk
Patchouli
White chocolate
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Our sweet little sister!
Once upon a time, miss Shalimar Eau de Parfum and mister Kouros Eau de Toilette had two babies:
Dior Homme Intense (2011) and "Dior Homme Parfum | Dior"
DHP was the rugged male brother that loved sports as much as he loved chess, but was lactose intolerant.
DHI was the non-binary sibling who loved their poetry, acrylic painting and Mariah Carey.
They lived a happy life with people always comparing the two, fighting over who they thought was nicer, more successful, et all.
One day they decided to attend Mariah’s residency in Vegas cause they heard she was singing again: and the mic was on.
On their way back, they bump into "La Collection d'antiquités 1886 | Lattafa / لطافة"
“Woah… you look awfully familiar” said DHI
“Bruh she looks nothing alike us, let’s goooo what the hell are you doing?” said DHP
There she was. The lost sister Miss Shalimar gave up to the Sisters of the Lord Congregation in Quebec, cause she couldnt take another flanker.
*flashback in monochrome*
“She is way too sweet! She is way too buttery… my sweet little girl! Her little white chocolate hair… her little orris tonka smile!! She won’t stand a chance in this ambroxany world… might as well let her go..” - Mrs Shali
The DH siblings were very confused, but young Antiquités confirmed everything. The nuns had recognized Mrs Shali, sneak took pictures of her mom dropping her and spilled the tea for the girl on her 18th bday.
Then, a blackout.
*thump*
A rope falls from the ceiling.
Its Mariah Carey and she swoops the three of them onto her flying reindeer sleigh with a whistle note, and they ride into the full glistening orris-butter-colored moon. All is so irisy well.
Dior Homme Intense (2011) and "Dior Homme Parfum | Dior"
DHP was the rugged male brother that loved sports as much as he loved chess, but was lactose intolerant.
DHI was the non-binary sibling who loved their poetry, acrylic painting and Mariah Carey.
They lived a happy life with people always comparing the two, fighting over who they thought was nicer, more successful, et all.
One day they decided to attend Mariah’s residency in Vegas cause they heard she was singing again: and the mic was on.
On their way back, they bump into "La Collection d'antiquités 1886 | Lattafa / لطافة"
“Woah… you look awfully familiar” said DHI
“Bruh she looks nothing alike us, let’s goooo what the hell are you doing?” said DHP
There she was. The lost sister Miss Shalimar gave up to the Sisters of the Lord Congregation in Quebec, cause she couldnt take another flanker.
*flashback in monochrome*
“She is way too sweet! She is way too buttery… my sweet little girl! Her little white chocolate hair… her little orris tonka smile!! She won’t stand a chance in this ambroxany world… might as well let her go..” - Mrs Shali
The DH siblings were very confused, but young Antiquités confirmed everything. The nuns had recognized Mrs Shali, sneak took pictures of her mom dropping her and spilled the tea for the girl on her 18th bday.
Then, a blackout.
*thump*
A rope falls from the ceiling.
Its Mariah Carey and she swoops the three of them onto her flying reindeer sleigh with a whistle note, and they ride into the full glistening orris-butter-colored moon. All is so irisy well.
Updated on 09/11/2024
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