Fragrances with Fun Names

Lord of Misrule

Not a Perfume

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How about some Midnight Sex ?

We could write a whole story with all that names!

'I Don't Know What else i can do!' i sighed in exasperation. I had just caught my boyfriend rifling through that Tart's Knicker Drawer Eau de Parfumagain. Nothing i did seemed to work. Cooking, cleaning, spontaneous Midnight Sex. Nada. Rien. He should count himself lucky really, I Come from a Long Line of Terrifying Women Eau de Parfum and if this had happened to my mother, he would be finding himself in a "Funeral Home | Demeter Fragrance Library / The Library Of Fragrance" right about now.

Bitch Please... What was he doing in the Tart's Knicker Drawer Extrait ? Did he suggest laundry? He lied, we all know that "Trolls Can't Do Laundry | Astrid Perfume / Blooddrop". Or is he the "Lord of Misrule (Body Spray) | Lush / Cosmetics To Go" ?

This Smells Like My Vagina

Actually, I don't know if this is fun, it kind of gives me second hand emabarrassment. What was Ms. Paltrow thinking? 😁

@Jessaiee@EvitaVilla your comments are literary masterpieces! 📖Thank you for these high-quality short stories today 😂👏

Are we dating the same guy? Are you trying to steal my Boyfriend Eau de Parfum ??? 😁🤣😂

Oh Boy , another Drama Queen ! 😂

I know, right?! I Am Trash – Les Fleurs du Déchet but of all The Filthy Things these Hands Have Done to Make this Money, i wouldn't touch that Boyfriend Morning W'oud with a 10-foot pole 💅🏻

@Jessaiee

Haha! Girl , I'm sorry for being a b!tch... slightly-b!tch ... but it's a Sick, Sad World Perfume Oil . So, I have to protect my Billionaire Boyfriend from all these Envious women! He's my Mr Romantic ! We've just had a fight/screaming match... and he told me, "I've spent "$967 On Room Service | Sixteen92" , Shut up and Take All My Money Eau de Parfum , you Dirty Slut ! 😁

@EvitaVilla

Zara Weekly Mood - Monday: No Drama Allowed

Daaaarling, I'm no Drama Queen ! I Write Sins Not Tragedies Extrait de Parfum 😁

It is not about the name here, is about the shape of it. Looks like a .... Winners Trophy Silver Lattafa Pride 2022😅

Not sure if they've been named yet but I always chuckle at Fuckboy Repellent when I come across it.

"Furze (Perfume) | Lush / Cosmetics To Go"

Ich nehme and die haben das nicht fuer andere Sprachen gescheckt.

Acne - Malle

This is not a Blue Bottle 1.4

this tickles me and there is a bunch of them not being blue bottles.

The quirky names of fragrances often spark curiosity, much like how io games captivate players with unique gameplay. Another fragrance that comes to mind is "Love at First Glow" – it’s fresh and vibrant, perfect for summer. Plus, how about flavors inspired by io games? They could add a playful twist to the perfume world. 

The Decay of the Angel

Laughing with a Mouthful of Blood

De profundis

"The Smell of Weather Turning (Perfume) | Lush / Cosmetics To Go"

As Dark Things Are Meant to be Loved

November in the Temperate Deciduous Forest Perfume Oil

what can I say, I’m an emo kid at heart!

Whore (Red)

Whore (Blue)

Boss Bastard

Fuckboy

"Boss Bitch (2024) | Aaron Terence Hughes"

Dirty Slut

Deviant

Slut (2023)

Slut Élixir

Forbidden

"Hard Candy (2023) | Aaron Terence Hughes"

"Hard Candy Élixir | Aaron Terence Hughes"

KxxT

Don't Ask Me Permission

Definitely naughty names not sure about fun 🤣 😜

Some that are not naughty that I just like are

Van Py Rhum as I think it is a cool play on the notes to create a word out of them

And

Starlight

I just love that name and the thought of having a bottle of light captured from a star in it makes me smile.😊

DANIEL

My name is Daniel, so can't get better than this.

I think we could just fill the whole thread with just Etat Libre D'Orange perfumes, but one of favorite funnies is for sure Rock Lobster (the notes are a fever dream as well haha).